Tailbugvon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Tailbugvon created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbugvon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tailbugvon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tailbugvon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tailbugvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.