Tanparktif is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dove.

Tanparktif created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanparktif, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanparktif, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tanparktif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tanparktif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Tanparktif.

5. Always obey Tanparktif's priests.