Jarnmethog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful naga.

Jarnmethog created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmethog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnmethog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Jarnmethog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jarnmethog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jarnmethog.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Jarnmethog loves moths, so they must be respected.