Dunflowbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering bat.

Dunflowbab created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunflowbab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunflowbab, he will torture you forever.

Dunflowbab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dunflowbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.