Pomlaplog Mumgofdap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional wyrm.

Pomlaplog Mumgofdap created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Pomlaplog Mumgofdap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomlaplog Mumgofdap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pomlaplog Mumgofdap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pomlaplog Mumgofdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pomlaplog Mumgofdap loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Run away if eight seals approach from the east.