Bassdidwee is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring skunk.

Bassdidwee created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassdidwee, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bassdidwee, he will curse you with boils.

Bassdidwee's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bassdidwee's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bassdidwee.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear white.