Gigflannart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing grasshopper.

Gigflannart created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigflannart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gigflannart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gigflannart's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gigflannart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from orange squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Gigflannart on top of important buildings.