Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak chinchilla.

Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell, she will be very sad.

Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to rats while wearing jumpers.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fenbafkapsad Canmidbell in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Always look after injured moths.