Hathuggub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying wombat.

Hathuggub created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathuggub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hathuggub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hathuggub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hathuggub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hathuggub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.