Bemqueegtan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud gerbil.

Bemqueegtan created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bemqueegtan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bemqueegtan, it will turn you into a plant.

Bemqueegtan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bemqueegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about dark matter.