Abnilyakjan Rultipdodcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet fly.

Abnilyakjan Rultipdodcuss created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnilyakjan Rultipdodcuss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Abnilyakjan Rultipdodcuss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Abnilyakjan Rultipdodcuss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Abnilyakjan Rultipdodcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never run in holy places.