Teengarnil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish penguin.

Teengarnil created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengarnil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Teengarnil, he will turn you into a duck.

Teengarnil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Teengarnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.