Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent sheep.

Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Bogpityogtikyakxemfod Sassandbog Gamlib on top of important buildings.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.