Cibyikgum is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable
wolf.
Cibyikgum created light four million years ago.
If you believe in
Cibyikgum, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cibyikgum, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Cibyikgum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Cibyikgum's Holy Commandments1. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing red rings.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibyikgum.