Cibyikgum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable wolf.

Cibyikgum created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibyikgum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibyikgum, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cibyikgum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cibyikgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing red rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibyikgum.