Gepbitjontigcidnad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful gerbil.

Gepbitjontigcidnad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbitjontigcidnad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepbitjontigcidnad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepbitjontigcidnad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gepbitjontigcidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. You must pray to Gepbitjontigcidnad five times a day.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about planets.