Boppinduss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow jackal.

Boppinduss created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Boppinduss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Boppinduss, it will make you grow a tail.

Boppinduss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Boppinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Boppinduss loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.