Fonditnill is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty grasshopper.

Fonditnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonditnill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonditnill, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fonditnill's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fonditnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Run away if seven snails approach from the south.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Fonditnill loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.