Ster is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring elephant.

Ster created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ster, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ster, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ster's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing red trousers.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Ster on top of important buildings.