Bontenbus is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate fly.

Bontenbus created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bontenbus, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bontenbus, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bontenbus' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bontenbus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bontenbus in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not take Bontenbus' name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.