Didvadcim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Didvadcim created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvadcim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didvadcim, he will turn you into a duck.

Didvadcim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Didvadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never paint your head green.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.