Podrullen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil guinea pig.

Podrullen created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podrullen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Podrullen, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Podrullen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Podrullen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near cats while wearing white corsets.

2. Erect three silver sculptures of Podrullen on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Podrullen.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.