Jigingbum is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable
dragonfly.
Jigingbum created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jigingbum, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Jigingbum, it will send you a sign.
Jigingbum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Jigingbum's Holy Commandments1. Run away from yellow shrews, for they are unholy.
2. Never look at dwarf planets.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Hide if five otters approach from the south.
5. Never run near goats.