Femxinpib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty hare.

Femxinpib created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femxinpib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Femxinpib, he will send you a sign.

Femxinpib's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Femxinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Femxinpib in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must never eat coconuts.