Wegtettigid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional shark.

Wegtettigid created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtettigid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wegtettigid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wegtettigid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wegtettigid's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Put Wegtettigid first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Wegtettigid.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing black trousers and balancing seven carbon spheres on your neck.