Weeraklen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced wyrm.

Weeraklen created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeraklen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weeraklen, she will torture you forever.

Weeraklen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Weeraklen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

2. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.