Sagcepmin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying naga.

Sagcepmin created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagcepmin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagcepmin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sagcepmin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sagcepmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sagcepmin on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat coconuts.