Tikkabmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable bee.

Tikkabmeg created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikkabmeg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tikkabmeg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tikkabmeg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tikkabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six whales approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing brown coats.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never feed parsnips to mice while wearing shorts.