Hennurtvin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent dingo.

Hennurtvin created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennurtvin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hennurtvin, it will turn you into a goat.

Hennurtvin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hennurtvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear green trousers.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.