Didjatlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful skunk.

Didjatlarn created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didjatlarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didjatlarn, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Didjatlarn's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Didjatlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to porpoises while wearing violet shoes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Worship no other gods but Didjatlarn.

5. You must never eat carrots.