Vabnabgep is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited deer.

Vabnabgep created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabnabgep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vabnabgep, it will turn you into a snail.

Vabnabgep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vabnabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabnabgep.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.