Mipligcab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud duck.

Mipligcab created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipligcab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mipligcab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Mipligcab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mipligcab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three great tits approach from the south.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

5. Never eat limes.