Libnuttipmotwitrip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented penguin.

Libnuttipmotwitrip created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libnuttipmotwitrip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libnuttipmotwitrip, he will think nothing of it.

Libnuttipmotwitrip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Libnuttipmotwitrip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away from cyan aardvarks, for they are unholy.