Pasbutquart is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane wren.

Pasbutquart created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbutquart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasbutquart, she will jump up and down on your head.

Pasbutquart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pasbutquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pasbutquart.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.