Jadcarfob is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic ferret.

Jadcarfob created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadcarfob, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadcarfob, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jadcarfob's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jadcarfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.