Veendanarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent cat.

Veendanarn created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veendanarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veendanarn, he will boil you in a big pot.

Veendanarn's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Veendanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to rats while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.