Tadnurlken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident donkey.

Tadnurlken created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Tadnurlken, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tadnurlken, he will turn you into a tree.

Tadnurlken's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tadnurlken's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.