Hatflannab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hatflannab created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Hatflannab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hatflannab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hatflannab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hatflannab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hatflannab's name in vain.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt whales.