Rillgep Dimgepganlintigjadwanflab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet goat.

Rillgep Dimgepganlintigjadwanflab created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillgep Dimgepganlintigjadwanflab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillgep Dimgepganlintigjadwanflab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rillgep Dimgepganlintigjadwanflab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rillgep Dimgepganlintigjadwanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.

4. Run away if six doves approach from the east.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing indigo corsets.