Daprapkanquamsagbeglimben Cabcatjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured narwhal.

Daprapkanquamsagbeglimben Cabcatjarn created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daprapkanquamsagbeglimben Cabcatjarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Daprapkanquamsagbeglimben Cabcatjarn, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Daprapkanquamsagbeglimben Cabcatjarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Daprapkanquamsagbeglimben Cabcatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.