Kenparkgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, capable human.

Kenparkgid created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenparkgid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kenparkgid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kenparkgid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kenparkgid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your feet.