Sawfobstip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind centipede.

Sawfobstip created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawfobstip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawfobstip, he will remove you from existence.

Sawfobstip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sawfobstip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Sawfobstip first in all things.

5. Never write about cell theory.