Bingepwig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable mink.

Bingepwig created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingepwig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bingepwig, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bingepwig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bingepwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Bingepwig.