Himhudhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless chicken.

Himhudhiv created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himhudhiv, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himhudhiv, it will turn you into a frog.

Himhudhiv's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Himhudhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.