Wadvednurt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever grasshopper.

Wadvednurt created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wadvednurt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadvednurt, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wadvednurt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wadvednurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Respect your elders.