Wapdonrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind alligator.

Wapdonrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wapdonrutt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wapdonrutt, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wapdonrutt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wapdonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always wear green.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.