Spaghablig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited wyrm.

Spaghablig created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghablig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Spaghablig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Spaghablig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Spaghablig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.