Sanflabhimflan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable lion.

Sanflabhimflan created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanflabhimflan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanflabhimflan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sanflabhimflan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sanflabhimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Always obey Sanflabhimflan's priests.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Sanflabhimflan in the centre of the settlement.