Karnullpad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent hyena.

Karnullpad created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Karnullpad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karnullpad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Karnullpad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Karnullpad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Karnullpad on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick moths.