Danyiknib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient finch.

Danyiknib created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danyiknib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Danyiknib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Danyiknib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Danyiknib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Danyiknib loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.