Bestbepjam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest wren.

Bestbepjam created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestbepjam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestbepjam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bestbepjam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bestbepjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Bestbepjam's priests.

4. Put Bestbepjam first in all things.

5. Never skip near monkeys.